Eight Prime Ministers have come and gone. One cat has remained. Steady, unbothered, and never once caught at a lockdown party.
#TheCatinetNeedsYou
The Manifesto
Nap Rights
Compulsory afternoon naps for all civil servants. Larry has long championed rest as a pillar of good governance. Science agrees.
Mouser ApprovedRodent Reform
Strict rodent control and a Free Kibble Initiative for working cats nationwide. Larry has a fourteen-year proven track record.
Zero TolerancePension Purrs
Guaranteed treat allocation for every pet in Britain. No more austerity on the good stuff. Dignity in old age for all companions.
Day One PolicyOpen Door Policy
Larry has sat outside the door of No. 10 more times than any PM. He will keep it open — literally and figuratively.
Always PresentClean Expenses
Has never claimed a second home, renovated a flat at public expense, or attended a wine-and-cheese event during lockdown.
Spotless RecordRadical Stability
Larry napped through every constitutional crisis and woke up unbothered. Equanimity is not a personality trait. It is a policy.
Consistent Since 2011Track Record
Official Campaign Store
The official Larry for PM store is launching shortly. Posters, mugs, totes — all the gear a serious campaign needs. Watch this space.
Official Window Poster
A3 · Full colour · £4.99
Mouser ApprovedLarry for PM Mug
11oz ceramic · £8.99
Campaign Tote Bag
100% cotton · £6.99
Enamel Pin Badge
30mm · Hard enamel · £3.99
Limited RunPublic Record
Add your name to the official public record. Larry has noted every endorsement. He knows where you sleep.
Your name will appear in the public endorsement list below.
Endorsers
No endorsements yet. Be the first to sign.
